Movies and books love to sell a particular kind of sex scene. The kind where you can barely wait till you get in the door, your back is pressed against the wall, your legs are hoisted around someone’s back and clothes come off wherever. Sometime in the middle of the night (or if you sleep through the alarm, in the morning), or maybe a wife, girlfriend or mum comes back home unexpectedly, clothes are located and the bra is not. Too many people in the make believe sex world have run out of a strange house without their bra. This is just not possible in the real world of big breasts because
Big Bras are Expensive
Every time like a H & M or whatever decides randomly to start an underwear line, know that they are not even almost thinking about big breasts. That line is going to be made up of 100s of options for small breasts that already have millions of options. The brands that do make durag sized bras charge a pretty penny for it, so no-one is walking out of any strange house without that expensive bra.
Big Bras are Big
Like…duh. Maybe when you’re wearing like a sliver of lace, it can just like disappear under the bed or something, but listen, an F cup bra isn’t just going to disappear. It’s like a spaceship with light beams, you can spot that thing from any corner of the room. You’re more likely to lose your black iphone than your giant bra.
Big Breasts Don’t Just Roll Around Braless
Like hello! Where are you rushing out of the house to without your bra?? Swinging gigantic tits all over the place, what kind of outfit are you wearing because it would have to be pretty damn incredible to not have to wear a bra. If you were wearing that kind of unicorn, you wouldn’t have worn a bra to start with, so guess you’re just going to have to meet his mum or whoever because that house isn’t getting exited without a bra.
Can you guys think of any other impossible scenario for big breasts?