Is the TYRA banks show about anything other than TYRA banks- oh my bad , I called it the TYRA banks show- I meant Americas next top model. Except America, next, top and model all mean something different to the basic use of the words as we're used to them, it doesn't seem like the show serves any purpose than to highlight Tyras bad editing choices and hero complex.
It's entertaining tv- no doubt but I have a few pressing questions
1. Why is TYRA in the opening sequence for longer than everyone else. I would argue why is she in it at all- but hey hey- it's her show
2. Why does she take irrelevant photos at the beginning of panel that often don't have to do with the weeks challenge at all??
3. What are the horrible outfits she wears at panel and who is her stylist and why is her lace wig still so lacy? I mean even MY lace wig isn't that lacy and I'm unemployed
4. Why is the competition about so many other things than modelling -Oh your face...oh you're not fun...blablablabla
5. What are these makeovers??? Do you ever really see money making top models having funny coloured two tone hair as their standard 'look'- no. Models are largely mannequins and while they may have striking features occassionally, I don't know if multi coloured hair really counts
Then again, what do I know about modelling?
It's entertaining tv- no doubt but I have a few pressing questions
1. Why is TYRA in the opening sequence for longer than everyone else. I would argue why is she in it at all- but hey hey- it's her show
2. Why does she take irrelevant photos at the beginning of panel that often don't have to do with the weeks challenge at all??
3. What are the horrible outfits she wears at panel and who is her stylist and why is her lace wig still so lacy? I mean even MY lace wig isn't that lacy and I'm unemployed
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| my lace wig |
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| what is Tyra Banks wearing ffs |
4. Why is the competition about so many other things than modelling -Oh your face...oh you're not fun...blablablabla
5. What are these makeovers??? Do you ever really see money making top models having funny coloured two tone hair as their standard 'look'- no. Models are largely mannequins and while they may have striking features occassionally, I don't know if multi coloured hair really counts
Then again, what do I know about modelling?